More Jokes - for her!

• At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?""Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

• When a woman steals your husband,there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

• A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished ..

• Then there was a woman who said,"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

• Marriage the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

• If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

• "A Woman's Prayer:Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom to understand a man, to Love and to forgive him, and for Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death"